(Source: videohall, via justbeautifulmeee)
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
(Source: kiedisking, via ilovegluesticks)
there’s a special place in hell for people that tell you to calm down when you’re already calm during an argument
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
when i pet a dog: oh yeah you like this you little bitch let me love you
when i pet a cat: am i doing this right sir? no wait come back here i thought you loved this don’t leave me i love you i can change i will never make that mistake again i’m sorry please let me pet you again as you wish
